LIME-IRO SENKITAN

DESCRIPTION

CAST

OVA ActionLime-iro Senkitan: Nankoku Yume Roman
ANIME DramaLime-iro Ryuukitan X CROSS: Koi

REVIEWS

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  Morrhaxan

  21/100
  The consequences of my bad decisions

  Initially, I wanted to do a review about a different series. Still, because I decided it would be best for me to forget that it even exists, I decided to occupy my mind watching something not very serious. Fortunately and unfortunately at the same time, it was concluded that the series I would watch would be Lime-iro Senkitan, an anime which is not popular at all and I think it is for good reason because it's dogshit. Without further due, let's dive into this ''thing''.

  

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  PART 1: BASIC INFO AND PLOT
  Lime-iro Senkitan takes its viewer on an unforgettable (unfortunately) journey during which feelings such as regret or disgust can easily be experienced. The main ''hero'' of the story, Shintarou Umakai, arrives at his new place of employment having previously been raped (or AT LEAST having sudden sexual intercourse) with a nurse employed in the same place. I refer to her simply as a "nurse" because I don't even remember her name nor is it listed in the characters section of the anime page on this site, and in all honesty I'm too lazy to check her name somewhere else, mainly because I don't give a shit anyway. What surprised me was the censorship, or rather LACK OF censorship in this garbage. At the moment of writing this review, you can just go to the Lime-iro Senkitan page and see for yourself that it does not have a "+18" tag attached right next to the title. "Nudity" IS listed in the "Tags" section at the bottom of the page but so it is in, for example, Black Lagoon page, and I don't remember anyone from this show grabbing other character's uncensored TITS which does happen in Lime-iro. Moving this unpleasant misunderstanding aside, our "hero" later on meets his new "students" who I think suffer from some mental illness caused by previous trauma and if I recall correctly, the ship on which they are stationed also caused their mental deterioration to some extent. I will talk about characters later because I need to finish this section first, so I will try to be brief now. Each of those girls has "stands" (I don't remember the name for their "battling mecha spirits" utilized in the show so I will just use a more common term to refer to them xd lol) whose design is atrocious and you sometimes can't tell exactly what are you looking at. I think the best one is used by Rinzu because it is the most simple one which represents a centaur with a bow. They are not important anyway because the sole purpose of them is to be animated using CGI and save some money, and thus use this money for more important things such as alcohol, which in my opinion is essential for the production of such crap. Be that as it may, one cannot deny the creators that they actually tried very hard, as each "stand" evolves over the course of the series, donning its awful design after evolution. When it comes to the plot of the series it goes this way: ''bad guys do absolutely nothing for the whole series aside from pointlessly attacking the flying ship where all the good guys are which serves as nothing but a way in which one of the girls can scream I WILL PROTECT THE ''HERO'' and absolutely annihilating the enemy in a given episode. In the finale, the main cast attacks the base of the enemy in a Japanese style by directing a kamikaze attack using their flying ship, and style all over the enemy concluding the anime". Okay, let's move to the next section now.

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  PART 2: THE CHARACTERS

  

  Shintarou Umakai: The main ''hero'' of this trash which I believe is a closeted pedophile because not only is he having sex with his own students but also the same girls often behave as a 12-year-old. Boring character, aside from one episode in which after banging the cheeks of his ex, who acts like a 9-year-old to emm.. deceive???? our protag and every other moron on the ship goes on a schizo rampage and tries to murder everyone!!!! 1/10

  

  Momen Sanada: Clumsy girl who often shows off her PANTIES XDDD to our previous subject after comically tripping on the flattest surface imaginable (f l o o r). She also refers to him as oni-chan idk why.... 3/10 because she was funny like once or twice.

  

  Asa Katou: Short girl with a tomboy-ish attitude who cherishes feelings for some dude who died in like the second episode. Later her object of sighs becomes the t e a c h e r because he SOMEHOW resembles the dead dude to her. I wish it was true because It would be better if the teacher died as soon as possible. 2/10

  

  Rinzu Kuroda: I think she is the best one because not only does her "stand" NOT look like a chaotic assembly of random trash bins but she is also one of the two least sexually depicted characters aside from a scene in which she was pleasing herself in the bathroom. Unfortunately, she also has feelings for Shintarou so I cannot give 100/10 it will be only 4/10

  

  Sarasa Honda: The opposite of otaku, she loves European culture but just like your typical otaku, she does not understand it at all. She also has a dog with a fancy name (yeah I don't remember it bruh) honestly not that bad, 4/10

  

  Kinu Fukushima: Despite her surname, she does not have anything in common with electricity, and instead she has everything in common with voodoo?? (idk she uses dolls to inflict pain to her victims) SHE ALSO inflicts brain damage to the viewer, especially in episode 7 I think when the viewer is greeted with a sight of her having SEX with a comically large version of one of her dolls which looks like this. The viewer's mental well-being is not saved by the fact that, of all the girls, she most behaves like a small child. 2/10 because no one deserves to be placed at 1/10 where the dumbfuck of a teacher is placed.

  

  Kuki: Despite being a personification of the ship, she is not saved from the teacher's lustful actions, so by saying he piped the WHOLE ASS SHIP I mean it literally. 2/10

  

  That one russian guy who is the main antagonist of the story and whose name I don't remember: yeah I can't even check his name on this site because he is not listed here. But what could you expect from an anime with popularity smaller than a fucking TENKYUU DANZAI SKELTAR HEAVENM. Honestly it is a shame, because unlike his arch enemy T̸̻̉͜͠H̸͛ͅE̸̻̅ ̴̘̥͂T̴͈̊E̴̙̓Ą̵̋C̸̞̀̌H̶̠̓̀Ḛ̴̛R̷̭̄͝ he does not FUCK his collegues in fact, on the contrary - one of the girl who serves him was saved by him from being raped by enemy forces, and the other one was saved by him from being yet another victim of a famine in some village. I am gonna be honest, I think HE should be the main protagonist because not only does he want his country to win a war (like, what did you expect?) but as mentioned earlier his actions are not amoral, compared to those of the sexually frustrated individual at the very top of this section. 7/10

  

  I could also include the freaky ex-girlfriend of Shintarou here but all you need to know is that she drops her act and escapes the ship with the Russian guy and later is crushed to death by a collapsing cave, 1/10 I laughed my ass off when she died, fuck you

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  PART 3: CONCLUSION
  Uh yeah so the conclusion is that the anime is ummm garbage? I think this verdict is not surprising to anyone and thoroughly conveys the essence of the entire review.
  21/100 because the opening and ending are lit ngl
  Don't watch this unless you want to hurt yourself ok bye

  
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