YARICHIN☆BITCH-BU

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MANGA ComedyYarichin☆Bitch-bu

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  Scumpus

  90/100
  Rub one out with the boys

  Yarichin☆Bitch-bu is what David Lynch wishes Twin Peaks season 2 was. This is not just dick suckin, ass lickin, nipple flickin fun for the whole gang, it has a message. Now keep in mind, unless you have proper training in gay cryptology you'll never get it, but that doesn't matter in the long run. The Bitch Club doesn't care if you understand, they only care about sex. Only gay sex with hunky boys. Yaoi is consistently some of the most well directed shounen anime out there and this is no exception. When the nu-monkey civilization rises out of the yellowstone ash in 300 years this will be the only monument to the old world salvaged, because I will make sure to protect it. Our legacy as a species is better off with only this, prillya, and a chicken tender recipe. After watching this you realize that the world is full of meaningless information, block it out, put in some lube and get the block in extra tight.

  Philosophy is the study of finding new ways to make yourself feel insignificant. A self defeating principle built on lies and perpetuated by the weak. Finding meaning in meaning is worthless and trying to find meaning in no meaning is cringe. Yarichin☆Bitch-bu is to modern philosophy what Jordan Peterson is to atheists. The animation, timing of cuts, timing of sound effects, none of it matters. In fact, even if you don't watch this anime at all, none of that matters. Watching this anime and not watching this anime are actually the exact same thing. This is not just yaoi, it is the absence of yaoi. Where there would normally be more anal sex and cum, instead why have an all star voice cast singing a hard bop of an ending and providing every character with enough ham to for the bestiality tag to be satisfied. My favorite scene was when midway through the first episode it simply cut to what appears to be a PSA about how brain damaged individuals can still commit acts of rape. Suicide? Don't worry bros, he's got the ass, we all do in fact. Watch this series with the boys, the bros, (that's short for brothers). It's a bonding experience without the bondage experience, ending on a cliffhanger that makes you wanna shove your fingers up your ass. I can't stress enough how close this series drove me to the edge of the cliff. When I got out of the car it even tried to push me off.

  This series is what happens when 5G rules the earth. Freemasonry rules? Try again bucko, welcome to the modern world of FreeManAssRape for every hunky highschool yandere with an overqualified voice actor. Schloop schloop goop goop and other sex sounds and all that. A good time was had by all, feel free to keep the coloring page that came on the children's menu and bring it back next time for a 15% off dick-count.

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  JackieArt

  70/100
  A Controversial Yaoi/Interesting and Weird Characters/Less Hornier Than I Thought/Banger Intro

  Yesterday I was bored and watched the controversial Yarichin B Club and here is what I have to say. It honestly wasn’t that bad NOW HOLD HOLD ON, it does have it’s faults.

  First off, Pros: the animation and art is really good for a 2 episode OVA on a BL/Yaoi because normally these types of things look under budget, stiff, or straight up garbage to look at. It is also quite surprising to get a decent production due to how rare a good looking Yaoi is. Now not all, but some of the characters are fun to watch, the two mains are kinda boring, I didn’t like or care about the blondie, the mute, the cross dresser, the redhead, or the simp for the pink haired guy. I do like pink hair with glasses guy and light blue haired guy though and they captivated me the most. I was also surprised about how many famous VA's did these characters. A lot of them were from JoJo's unsurprisingly XD We have Yuki Ono, Yui Tamura, Yusuke Kobayashi, Takashi Tōno, Takuya Sato, Ayato Yuri, Ayumu Murase, Kyōsuke Yaguchi, Masahiro Yamanaka, Kōshirō Itome, Daiki Hamano. To see a lot of talented voice actors be in this Yaoi is super surprising XD.

  Cons: I legit do not know any of the characters names even if some are obvious because I only saw it yesterday, this pretty much says about how much I care about the show haha. The concept and story is pretty simple…I mean high school men joining a club and getting it on for most of the run time while a little bit of romance. There is also a thing with the redhead guy that I didn’t really care about. There is also something about them trying to pass exams and study, but who gives a shit y’know. The sex or horny scenes are played off as more of a joke and less uhh “serious” or intimate whether lustfully or romantically. A couple of them were hot, but nothing too special especially since it was censored quite heavily. There is a lot of tomfoolery happening with the romance. As we have the two MC's who say they are not together or don't feel slightly romantic feelings towards each other, but I say cap after that long french kiss they did. I get it's a romance but considering it's YARICHIN BITCH CLUB, I say cap on everything they say. I think the redhead and one of the MC's (green eyes) have a thing but I don't know, the redhead looks suspicious. Since it is only 2 OVA's though, we may never know. There is a manga, but maybe I will read it.

  Side note, I don’t care what you motherfuckers say, THE YARICHIN INTRO SONG IS A BANGER IDGAF. But anyways, was Yarichin good or bad? My answer is it’s MID, but it is a bit higher than average for a Yaoi or BL (idk what to call it), at least for the more erotic ones (exclude the wholesome and romantic BL ones, this is only for erotic ones).

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